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Fri, 17 May 2013 16:30:05 -0400

jennstarkid: tastefullyoffensive: Reversed cotton candy...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:15:40 -0400

jennstarkid:

tastefullyoffensive:

Reversed cotton candy eating.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

neil-gaiman: mercurialme: I knew y’all would have a gif set of...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:23:06 -0400

neil-gaiman:

mercurialme:

I knew y’all would have a gif set of this by morning.

Truth.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 21:45:40 -0400

theonion: 7 Most Unbelievable Autocorrect WINS: Full...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:17:36 -0400

theonion:

7 Most Unbelievable Autocorrect WINS: Full Slideshow

its-a me twerkio

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:01:19 -0400

its-a me twerkio

2-shane-s: me on the way to my house to jerk off

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:59:46 -0400

2-shane-s:

me on the way to my house to jerk off

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Sun, 12 May 2013 22:58:25 -0400

oxfordcommaforever: I love how “currently doing this” gives him...

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:57:41 -0400

oxfordcommaforever:

I love how “currently doing this” gives him a high five.

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Sun, 12 May 2013 22:55:37 -0400

extremeliking:

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:53:21 -0400

extremeliking:

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Sun, 12 May 2013 22:51:40 -0400

mcbrayers: yet another unrealistic expectation for women

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:51:14 -0400

mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

ewoksandwrackspurts: I wish self-esteem campaigns would focus less on “everyone is beautiful” and...

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:50:39 -0400

ewoksandwrackspurts:

I wish self-esteem campaigns would focus less on “everyone is beautiful” and more on “who the fuck cares if you are beautiful or not”

endthymes: “does anyone else-” yes “am i the only one who-” no “is it weird that i-” probably not

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:49:49 -0400

endthymes:

“does anyone else-” yes

“am i the only one who-” no

“is it weird that i-” probably not

vgkait: It is the start of the year 2000, and something is...

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:48:06 -0400

vgkait:

It is the start of the year 2000, and something is wrong.

Husbands and wives wake up next to each other, scared. They don’t know who the person in the bed with them is. Who is this person? Why are they in my house? Is this my house? Is this their house?

They go out to investigate. A five-year-old child uses a Windows 98 computer in the living room. The child turns around, and asks, “Is it time for me to go to school, mommy?”

The world is in panic. The President of the United States, who awoke in the Oval Office with no knowledge of being elected, calls for a large-scale investigation.

After weeks of asking adults and children alike what is going on, and looking at the various public records, they realize that the children are not confused at all. The adults can only remember what last happened in 1989. However, the children that can speak say that they were born anywhere from 1991 to 1996. Public officials can only draw one conclusion.

To every adult, the 1990s never happened. The children, however, cannot have come from nowhere.

It doesn’t take long after this conclusion for them to realize that only 90s kids remember the 90s.

nunkiller: NEW POKEMON CONFIRMED NAME: GARFIELD WEAKNESS: MONDAYS TYPE: LASAGNA SPECIAL ATTACK:...

Sun, 12 May 2013 02:57:32 -0400

nunkiller:

NEW POKEMON CONFIRMED

NAME: GARFIELD

WEAKNESS: MONDAYS

TYPE: LASAGNA

SPECIAL ATTACK: FUNKY DANCE

oyrishcreme: sonicdoctors: dead-end-generation: So I got sent...

Sun, 12 May 2013 02:05:28 -0400

oyrishcreme:

sonicdoctors:

dead-end-generation:

So I got sent to the dean today for wearing this top. My study tech teacher said that I was “exploiting” myself and that it could be a distraction to the other students. I got up out of my seat and told her that I wasn’t going to listen to her dress codes. In a way, she was being misogynist and slut shaming and I think that’s wrong. I will continue to wear what I want and nobody can tell me not to. The fact that womens bodies are sexualized and objectified so much angers me and that’s the reason why this happened. I’m going to wear what I want, how I want, when I want and that’s it.

I was there, reblog the shit out of this guys

I’m a guy. I can’t wear a shirt like this either, even though I’m not going to be wearing a bra. it’s dress code. It’s not slut shaming. You can’t show your bra like that at most jobs. why should you at school? Yes sexism is wrong and all that, but you can’t get ‘angry at the patriarchy” because you can’t show your undergarments in public. I’m not going to wear jeans with a rip in the side or the front that show off my flowery boxers, because that’s just not appropriate for school. Have some professionalism. You can wear whatever you like at home or with your friends or whatever, yes, but school prepares you for real life.

At work you can’t have this attitude of “I wear the fuck ever I want.” and expect to keep your job. School is the same way because it’s trying to teach you that lesson. That’s unrealistic; almost any job you get is going to have someone tell you what to wear or what to do because you work for them and you represent their company. If you don’t look the way they need you to look, that makes them look bad. A tattoo parlor probably isn’t going to hire someone who dresses like a nun and a top company isn’t going to hire someone who comes to work in a tank top that shows off her bra or a guy that shows off his ballsack.

You can’t blame patriarchy for this, I’m sorry. You can’t blame sexism for this. If I wore booty shorts and you could almost see my balls through my semi transparent flowery goddamn boxers, I would get in the same amount of trouble as you, and it’s within good reason.

Girls love to find reasons to feel victimized or mad these days. This person is absolutely right. all these high school bloggers need to grow up a little.

jensensations: Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

Sun, 12 May 2013 02:01:25 -0400

jensensations:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

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Sun, 12 May 2013 01:59:22 -0400