Seriously. Don’t be so insecure.
THIS. THIS. THIS.
How am I supposed to show other males I’m stronger, bigger and deserve more of the females? Mating season is almost here.
^That’s what beards are for, dude.
I can’t grow a proper beard. All I have is my muscles to show off my virility.
All I have is my beard, winning personality, and luscious, thick head of curly locks.
I shave my face beard because it can’t compete with my penis beard.
That bitch is lying so she can friendzone more niggas.
bitch what is wrong with you how masculine how can i be without playing sports
>mfw these replies
>implying we lift for girls
nah. working out is awesome and called healthy…theres nothing wrong with it.
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