adventuresofbetahugh:

markslurpee:

blackguyandrew:

noteghost:

scruffy-vas-tardis:

luciferinthethroneroom:

8bitmonkey:

luciferinthethroneroom:

8bitmonkey:

metalvinn:

johnfrusciantesbeard:

Seriously. Don’t be so insecure.

THIS. THIS. THIS.

How am I supposed to show other males I’m stronger, bigger and deserve more of the females? Mating season is almost here.

^That’s what beards are for, dude.

I can’t grow a proper beard. All I have is my muscles to show off my virility.

All I have is my beard, winning personality, and luscious, thick head of curly locks.

I shave my face beard because it can’t compete with my penis beard. 

That bitch is lying so she can friendzone more niggas.

GAAAAAYYYYYYY

bitch what is wrong with you how masculine how can i be without playing sports
fuck you


>mfw these replies>implying we lift for girls

nah. working out is awesome and called healthy…theres nothing wrong with it. 

adventuresofbetahugh:

markslurpee:

blackguyandrew:

noteghost:

scruffy-vas-tardis:

luciferinthethroneroom:

8bitmonkey:

luciferinthethroneroom:

8bitmonkey:

metalvinn:

johnfrusciantesbeard:

Seriously. Don’t be so insecure.

THIS. THIS. THIS.

How am I supposed to show other males I’m stronger, bigger and deserve more of the females? Mating season is almost here.

^That’s what beards are for, dude.

I can’t grow a proper beard. All I have is my muscles to show off my virility.

All I have is my beard, winning personality, and luscious, thick head of curly locks.

I shave my face beard because it can’t compete with my penis beard. 

That bitch is lying so she can friendzone more niggas.

GAAAAAYYYYYYY

bitch what is wrong with you how masculine how can i be without playing sports

fuck you

>mfw these replies
>implying we lift for girls

nah. working out is awesome and called healthy…theres nothing wrong with it. 

(Source: preciousnugget, via nattylickaroo)

Notes

  1. sissylillylust reblogged this from taylormaety
  2. rotting-orgasm reblogged this from cutesaurusrex and added:
    But I LIKE working out…
  3. gusteivo reblogged this from littlekingtrashmouthxo
  4. outta-siight reblogged this from fivegum
  5. zwitteridiot reblogged this from nattylickaroo
  6. shortstuck reblogged this from friendenemapanion
  7. fagistani reblogged this from doggirlsondrugs
  8. preciousnugget reblogged this from doggirlsondrugs
  9. doggirlsondrugs reblogged this from silentsermon and added:
    I think the more dangerous idea is that beauty is only physical and that it can/should only apply to women. I find it a...
  10. thinkingaboutforeverr reblogged this from canadumb
  11. oyasumirosie reblogged this from fuckyeahchubbyguysofcolor
  12. mushfiins reblogged this from aninnocentcat
  13. mouldysushi reblogged this from i-am-ladydeadpool and added:
    The US obesity rate is already bad enough, last time i checked 400 lb guys aren’t beautiful. This girl is a moron -_-
  14. i-am-ladydeadpool reblogged this from xpinkcritters
  15. essiesnindicas reblogged this from silentsermon and added:
    Any other commentary on this? I’m interested.
  16. devilsmadvocate reblogged this from lackingempathy
  17. thesounddefense reblogged this from preciousnugget and added:
    I may be beautiful, but I’m not healthy, that’s why I work out. Good intentions, bad execution.
  18. lauraptor reblogged this from silentsermon
  19. demonofelul reblogged this from silentsermon and added:
    But I like exercise.
  20. oxypheromalkahyde reblogged this from silentsermon
  21. thoughtsofjw reblogged this from silentsermon and added:
    Finally validation on my laziness… I am beautiful damn it!
  22. silentsermon reblogged this from tsarcasm and added:
    This actually sums up perfectly a post I was about to publish. You never hear people saying “All men are handsome” but...
  23. nvrgonnagetlaid reblogged this from fivegum
  24. bullet-belt reblogged this from preciousnugget and added:
    you should do one for dogs. "hey dogs: stop running around parks chasing balls and frisbees. you’re beautiful.”