adventuresofbetahugh:

markslurpee:

blackguyandrew:

noteghost:

scruffy-vas-tardis:

luciferinthethroneroom:

8bitmonkey:

luciferinthethroneroom:

8bitmonkey:

metalvinn:

johnfrusciantesbeard:

Seriously. Don’t be so insecure.

THIS. THIS. THIS.

How am I supposed to show other males I’m stronger, bigger and deserve more of the females? Mating season is almost here.

^That’s what beards are for, dude.

I can’t grow a proper beard. All I have is my muscles to show off my virility.

All I have is my beard, winning personality, and luscious, thick head of curly locks.

I shave my face beard because it can’t compete with my penis beard. 

That bitch is lying so she can friendzone more niggas.

GAAAAAYYYYYYY

bitch what is wrong with you how masculine how can i be without playing sports
fuck you


>mfw these replies>implying we lift for girls

nah. working out is awesome and called healthy…theres nothing wrong with it. 

adventuresofbetahugh:

markslurpee:

blackguyandrew:

noteghost:

scruffy-vas-tardis:

luciferinthethroneroom:

8bitmonkey:

luciferinthethroneroom:

8bitmonkey:

metalvinn:

johnfrusciantesbeard:

Seriously. Don’t be so insecure.

THIS. THIS. THIS.

How am I supposed to show other males I’m stronger, bigger and deserve more of the females? Mating season is almost here.

^That’s what beards are for, dude.

I can’t grow a proper beard. All I have is my muscles to show off my virility.

All I have is my beard, winning personality, and luscious, thick head of curly locks.

I shave my face beard because it can’t compete with my penis beard. 

That bitch is lying so she can friendzone more niggas.

GAAAAAYYYYYYY

bitch what is wrong with you how masculine how can i be without playing sports

fuck you

>mfw these replies
>implying we lift for girls

nah. working out is awesome and called healthy…theres nothing wrong with it. 

(Source: preciousnugget, via nattylickaroo)

Notes

  1. rotting-orgasm reblogged this from cutesaurusrex and added:
    But I LIKE working out…
  2. gusteivo reblogged this from dwightschrutefarmbeets
  3. outta-siight reblogged this from fivegum
  4. arcencieldenuit reblogged this from nattylickaroo
  5. shortstuck reblogged this from friendenemapanion
  6. fagistani reblogged this from doggirlsondrugs
  7. preciousnugget reblogged this from doggirlsondrugs
  8. doggirlsondrugs reblogged this from silentsermon and added:
    I think the more dangerous idea is that beauty is only physical and that it can/should only apply to women. I find it a...
  9. thinkingaboutforeverr reblogged this from canadumb
  10. oyasumirosie reblogged this from fuckyeahchubbyguysofcolor
  11. mushfiins reblogged this from aninnocentcat
  12. mouldysushi reblogged this from i-am-hiddlest0ned and added:
    The US obesity rate is already bad enough, last time i checked 400 lb guys aren’t beautiful. This girl is a moron -_-
  13. i-am-hiddlest0ned reblogged this from xpinkcritters
  14. essiesnindicas reblogged this from silentsermon and added:
    Any other commentary on this? I’m interested.
  15. devilsmadvocate reblogged this from lackingempathy
  16. thesounddefense reblogged this from preciousnugget and added:
    I may be beautiful, but I’m not healthy, that’s why I work out. Good intentions, bad execution.
  17. lauraptor reblogged this from silentsermon
  18. demonofelul reblogged this from silentsermon and added:
    But I like exercise.
  19. oxypheromalkahyde reblogged this from silentsermon
  20. thoughtsofjw reblogged this from silentsermon and added:
    Finally validation on my laziness… I am beautiful damn it!
  21. silentsermon reblogged this from tsarcasm and added:
    This actually sums up perfectly a post I was about to publish. You never hear people saying “All men are handsome” but...
  22. nvrgonnagetlaid reblogged this from fivegum
  23. bullet-belt reblogged this from preciousnugget and added:
    you should do one for dogs. "hey dogs: stop running around parks chasing balls and frisbees. you’re beautiful.”
  24. officialhashbrowns reblogged this from star-spangled-banger and added:
    ^ girls fall in love with what they hear & guys fall in love with what they see; so we kind of do, Kristin.
  25. star-spangled-banger reblogged this from calibornsmainsqueeze and added:
    implying you lift for girls? that means you’re implying we wear makeup for guys.