When 5th graders have facebook
bootycaller: WHO PEED IN YOUR CHEERIOS THIS MORNING
assholedisney: “which was totally rude considering they might have wanted to read it themselves” I just really love you, whoever you are but seriously, I’ve wondered that about the bookseller too, his entire operation seems shady he probably doesn’t even need to the book profit because he’s dealing coke on the side “she’s nothing like the rest of us because she’s not doing hard drugs”
pokemonyewest: I’m gonna make a blog called Real Nigga Problems And there aren’t gonna be any posts Because real niggas don’t have problems
matthewkocanda: TUMRLB CONTENST reblog as many times as you want and at the end of the week i’ll randomly select someone and that lucky person will get my legs. i’ll chop them off and send them to you. RULES: 1) you must be following me. 2) you MUST be follwing me. 3_ your butt needs to be real NO FAKES.
"So Shell Oil is having an online Ad Contest.... →
slaughterhousefive: sexymindsreadbooks: dinotrash: pinkspotlight: thatfilmdudekalen: Have a look before they take it down. This is amazing. I AM SCREAMIMG “at least we aren’t bp” omfg I am honestly dying of laughter right now holy crap
faggotspice: phlynn: Real life Simpsons intro
ghetsis: i wASNT EXPECTING THAT
Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son?
Son: I smoked weed, dad
Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot
actualcanadianfemmesherlock: chivalryisdead: Australian advertising is freaking brilliant. I don’t know what a delite is but they must be damn good
ddowney: RULE #1 OF TUM— ALWAYS REBLOG TH— IF YOU DON’T R—
sometimes i'll look through my tagged pictures and...
what is wrong with me
ravidravidravid: facebook seriously wtf.