pandalot: oldmanyellsatcloud: yencid: Only Weather report you will ever have to watch. no seriously watch it. All in one take. This is exactly accurate
My problem with gay people.
xthegiveristheshitx: There are 24 people on the train to go to Pride. The number of Lesbians is equal to the number of straight people plus 4. The number of Straight people is equal to the number of Gay Men minus 8. how many Gay Men and Lesbians and Straight people are there?
fosterthenoodle: There’s a very special place in heaven for bands who put lyric booklets in their CD cases.
When i was a kid
xthegiveristheshitx: mariamagana215: And Phil was from the year 2121, that seemed lightyears away. Now, 2121 is only 9 years away. I feel old. oh dear. 109 years away… and Light years is a measurement of distance.
ghettoscenequeen: Meet Cassie Cassie is a normal teenage girl who sometimes experiences normal teenage mood swings. However, because she has never been diagnosed with a mental illness by a mental health professional, she refrains from describing herself as “bipolar” on her blog. Good for you, Cassie! Blogging etiquette. Real simple stuff.
Anonymous asked: i would sift your wheat and gather your flocks because you are farm-sexy. please let me die in peace.
Anonymous asked: weigh-ladners? ha ha ha what does THAT even MEAN???
its not fair that tumblr has to ruin legend of...
DONT YOU PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT SPOILER ALERTS WTF
ravidravidravid: when you open something and then look and see “shake well before opening.”