The amount of sexual frustration on Tumblr is...
ravidravidravid: aurelia-volume-i: I’m sorry. Hate me. it’s so true people need to calm down
mypatronusisyou: people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres.
thisismikesorta asked: My Dad's best friend does tattoos you dingus
penispunch: how many cops does it take to change a light bulb? none, they just beat the room for being black.
SELINA GOMEZ FACTSHEET
chriddof: Age: 20 Height: 1 inch (usually made to look bigger through Photoshop) Colour of urine: International Klein Blue Fave food: The 100 year old seal blubber from Robert Falcon Scott’s Discovery Hut in the Antarctic Fave film: Any 16mm film leader Fave smell: Burning styrofoam Fave activity: Genital multilation (of others) Least fave activity: Not carrying out genital multilation (of...