shyoxine:

nobody ever talks about this

but really

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brititch:

you cant enter my

image

if youre not wearing a

image

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swingsetindecember:

she doesn’t wear short skirts. and neither do i because of the dress code. she’s not cheer captain because of budget cuts and we don’t have bleachers

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emerald-elephant:

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atheistrose:

domesticabusewillsaveusall:

So awkward.
I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a bus stop and like…. I’m not a bus so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past the roof of St. Bart’s and like…. I’m not Sherlock Holmes so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past the Statue of Liberty and like… I’m not a weeping angel so… yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past another person and like…I’m not Hannibal so…yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past The Cantina and like….. I’m not a droid so… yea

aurelia-volume-i:

emerald-elephant:

xxlaurenxstarxx:

illustrious-in-the-extreme:

nurmengardx:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

abhortion:

atheistrose:

domesticabusewillsaveusall:

So awkward.

I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a bus stop and like…. I’m not a bus so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past the roof of St. Bart’s and like…. I’m not Sherlock Holmes so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past the Statue of Liberty and like… I’m not a weeping angel so… yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past another person and like…I’m not Hannibal so…yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past The Cantina and like….. I’m not a droid so… yea

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